Snarky Gossip

June 17th, 2008

It’s good to be Heather Mills these days

Heather Mills might be one of the most hated women in the UK, but she’s being hated all the way to the bank. Little Miss Stumpy (I know, that’s awful, but I can’t help myself) is reported to be buying a FIVE MILLION DOLLAR apartment in New York City, an apartment once owned by Nicole […]

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April 22nd, 2008

Heather Mills used her hooker skills to trick Paul McCartney into marrying her!

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There’s an absolutely horrible article in the Daily News with input from a former escort friend of Heather Mills; turns out they were $10K a night hookers back in the day. Here’s what she had to say about Heather Mills:
“She said, ‘I’ll […]

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April 11th, 2008

Ignorant Slut of the Day: Heather Mills

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When asked about her dousing of Paul McCartney’s lawyer in court:
“I cleansed and baptized her. I thought she looked fantastic - I thought it did her the world of good and now I’m getting lots of offers to restyle the hair […]

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March 26th, 2008

Heather Mills is feeling poor these days…she only has $48 MILLION to live on

Really, I think that someone should totally sign poor Heather Mills up for UNICEF or something, because obviously she is deprived. Call Sally Struthers!
Heather’s thinking is that Bea should not be seen to have a different lifestyle when she is with Heather compared to Paul - and she is going about proving that is not […]

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March 18th, 2008

Heather Mills celebrates by throwing water on Paul McCartney’s lawyer

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This Heather Mills person seems like a real piece of work. Apparently, she dumped an entire pitcher of water on the head of Paul McCartney’s lawyer IN COURT yesterday, you know, because she’s so mature and all. If I were Paul I would’ve Sargent Pepper-maced […]

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March 17th, 2008

Paul McCartney’s divorce settlement is today

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Good morning and Happy St. Patrick’s Day to you, you lovely Snarkarinos! Hope you’re all wearing your green, because otherwise, I’m going to give you SUCH A PINCHING.
Speaking of pinching, Paul McCartney got the mother of all pinches in his divorce settlement hearing today […]

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March 14th, 2008

Heather Mills has hit the jackpot

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See how happy Heather Mills is there? Well, you would too, if you had just won 25 million pounds in a divorce settlement from Paul McCartney. That’s like, a bazillion US dollars. And yes, I could Google a pounds to dollars converter right now but […]

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December 3rd, 2007

Dixie Chicks controversy, Paul and Rosanna, Katharine Heigl in Vanity Fair, more Heather Mills porno pics, Jennifer Lopez gots a big ol’ belly, Wacko Jacko, Britney pregnant? and more

Lawsie mercy, you guys. Okay. So, I’ve introduced you to my dog Harley, right? (He’s the one in the Sponge Bob costume there.) Well, instead of doing his doggy business at 11 PM last night, you know, like NORMAL DOGS, he decides to wait until 2 AM and wake us up by whimpering and walking […]

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