I have a TON of photos for you from the People’s Choice Awards last night. I watched them for about 15 minutes and seriously could not take more than that, but I was able to catch Carrie Underwood’s stellar performance. That girl can SANG.
Anyway, here’s the pics – get comfortable, there’s a lot!
Here’s Paul Bettany:

Brooke Burke:

I love Queen Latifah in pretty much anything she has ever done, and Diane Keaton can do no wrong, but let’s face it: Katie Holmes was a sucky address BEFORE she married Tom Cruise and unfortunately his Scientology influence has done nothing to change that. Where’s your magic now, Tommy?
The latest review from Variety states that Katie “upsets the balance” of the movie and has “no defining character of her own.” Yes, they’re talking about the MOVIE, not her life. But you know what they say: life imitates art and all that. Anyway, go back to Dawson’s Creek and show …read more

I can’t help myself…I love Queen Latifah. She is the lox on my cream cheese bagel.

Hidely ho, neighborinos! Welcome to yet another sparkling edition of Snarky Gossip, where basically you can while away a few hours while pretending to work. Yeah, you know who you are. So last night, my 13 year old made some homemade pizza, and while it was rather tasty on the way down, today it’s manifesting its presence in quite another, more sinister (and decidedly less tasty) method. I’m just going to leave it at that because it’s the holiday season and Santa is watching, but suffice it to say that I *think* I scared my dog just now. Hmm.
On …read more

Here’s a good one today:
–This black singer was known as a male slut but he got so strung out on substances, he simply didn’t care where the sex came from. Before he died, he was being serviced by a pre-op Asian transsexual who looked exactly like an attractive woman. “She” was also known for “her” 10′ endowment. Shockingly, the singer was allegedly the “bottom.”
–This hip-hop lesbian is down for her role as the “man” in her relationships. She tells her friends, “I put my mack down in and outta bed.” This skirt chaser is also known to raid escort agencies …read more