Snarky Gossip

January 12th, 2007

Paula Abdul drunk off her butt on national TV

Oh. My. Word. Watch this video - Paula Abdul is so sloshed/high that she almost can’t even sit UP, yall!

Tags: paula-abdul, Singers, What were they thinking?

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January 10th, 2007

Goodbye, Britney Spears

Okay folks - I think we’re going to have to face the fact that Britney Spears is just not going to come back to this. Ever. Here’s a video that says it best:

Tags: Britney Spears, Singers

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December 27th, 2006

Prince wants to start his own magazine

Oh, this seems a bit ridiculous. Prince wants to start his own magazine, and it will be called 3121. Why? Because he’s PRINCE, that’s why. We don’t need any other reason that that.
Tags: prince, Singers

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December 27th, 2006

Wacko Jacko thinks he’s going to make a comeback

Even though he’s probably forever going to be branded a child molesting pedophile, Michael Jackson still believes that he can pull off a comeback in Vegas. Well, we all know that freak shows do pretty well in Vegas, now, don’t we?
Tags: michael-jackson, Singers, wacko-jacko, Weirdness

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November 30th, 2006

The Britney Spears Vagina Monologues

Well, it has to be said: Britney Spears is allergic to underpants. Either that or KFed cleaned her out when he left and took all of ‘em with him back to the trailer park. This week, Miss Brit has graced all of us with her naked hooha, showing us once again that you can take […]

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November 30th, 2006

I knew it! Fergie is a zombie, but she’s a Margaret Thatcher zombie

The secret to Fergie’s success, other than the raw, unbridled talent?
(I know, I’m laughing too)
It’s getting one hour of sleep a night. Holy Crap! I have to have one hour of sleep before I put my pants on, let alone get ready for the day. In fact, I function best if I can get […]

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November 24th, 2006

Emma “Baby Spice” Bunton on a “Dancing with the Stars” clone

Oy vey!!! Does she ever suck.

Tags: baby-spice, emma-bunton, Singers

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November 17th, 2006

Stills from the new Gwen Stefani video “Wind It Up”

I’m just not feeling this Sound of Music, Hitler Youth vibe.

And here’s the video. I think it’s the one song of Gwen’s that I can’t sit all the way through - absolutely hideous.

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Tags: gwen stefani
Tags: Singers

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November 1st, 2006

Sporty Spice stages a comeback. World mourns.

Wave your hands in the air like you just don’t care! Or, she’s just catching the first of many rotton tomatoes.

Belt out those ballads, Melanie C! Hey, wait, did we forget to turn your mike on? WHOOPS.

Yeah, sorry, didn’t turn up your playback enough. Frankly we didn’t think you’d want to hear yourself sing either.
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October 19th, 2006

Oh No Yoko! Beatles Widow Sues For Even More Money

Because apparently, she doesn’t have anything else to do:

Claiming she had been cheated out of royalties due from the sale of her late husband’s recordings, Yoko Ono sued the music company EMI and one of its subsidiaries on Wednesday for $10 million plus interest.

You know why she needs that money, right? To do more of […]

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