Sweet Buttered Moses on a Ritz cracker. Okay, so a few months ago, I told you that Morgan Freeman was getting a little freaky-deaky with his step-granddaughter, and I’m sure that after you stopped puking and shaking, you resurfaced to say “Buhhhh? Morgan?”. I know I did. I think we were all hoping that it was one of those weird little stories that gets passed around that’s totally not true, like Tom Cruise being gay, or Jennifer Aniston making little Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie voodoo dolls. TOTALLY NOT TRUE, OKAY?
Unfortunately, seems as if the initial nastiness is actually true, …read more

There’s a new VERY unauthorized autobiography of Warren Beatty coming out by author Peter Biskind titled Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America, that claims….wait for it….Warren slept with nearly 13,000 women.
Beyond the utter grossness of this statement, let’s look at it scientifically.
First, how did this amazing number actually get compiled? Did he have an accountant follow him around as he spread the love?
Second, does he even HAVE a penis anymore? Did it have to be reattached? Does he have a spare?
Third, the odds are highly in favor that he would have impregnated at least a few …read more

Nicole Kidman is busy promoting her new musical “Nine”, and in her promo rounds, she talked to the BBC’s Andrew Marr. In the video, they talked about the cast (Daniel Day-Lewis, Judy Dench, Marion Cotillard among others).
In one of the interview questions, Mr. Marr asked Nicole about Scientology. Like, her ex-husband Tom Cruise and Scientology. She wasn’t very forthcoming:
“Scientology,” said Marr. “A lot of people would say it is a bullying cult.”
Kidman stumbled over her response before deciding she wasn’t going to give one.
“I just don’t . . . This is just so not . . .” …read more

This is a GREAT video from Funny or Die; they’ve put together 25 years of Oprah going gaga over various celebrities from John Travolta to Tom Cruise to Bette Midler. It’s interesting to see how her hair and fashion have changed so wildly through the years….I’d like to see the shoulder pads come back, how about you?
25 Years of Oprah Screaming Celebrity Names – watch more funny videos

Hola, Snarkarinos! Guess what happens when Auntie Snarky has a lot of chores for the weekend and wants to procrastinate? Yep, that’s right – she watches movies. Here are a few movies that have come out on DVD lately, my reviews, and whether or not you should cough up the dough to buy ‘em. Ready? Okay:
Nobel Son

First of all, anything starring Alan Rickman is going to be good. Shoot, he could be in a “My Little Pony” flick and somehow pull it out of the gutter, know what I mean? “Nobel Son” is the story of Barkley Michaelson’s father receiving …read more

Yesterday (Monday) was Memorial Day, and in Washington DC celebrities turned out for the 20th Anniversary of the National Memorial Day Concert. It’s actually a very moving event; I try to watch it every year (or catch it later on PBS!). Here’s some great pics of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes; Katie was part of the concert, giving a dramatic reading of the story of Iraq war veteran Jose Pequeno, hismother Nellie Bagley and sister Elizabeth. Here are the pics:

I know that Tom Cruise has had his moments in the last few years – including a side visit to Crazytown – but I like him regardless. And I bet that there’s a lot more out there that do, right? Here’s Tom with Katie Holmes out for a romantic dinner sans Suri:

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Here are some great pics of the Tom Cruise family enjoying a family outing at the beach, which looks SO GOOD right now, since it’s 20 degrees where I’m at and I’m freezing my tushie off. Literally. Like if I get up, it’s going to fall off me. Which isn’t such a bad idea, quite honestly.

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Here’s Tom Cruise looking dapper with a new haircut at the Rome premiere of “Valkyrie”. I just watched him yesterday in an oldie but goodie: “Far and Away”, LOVE that movie!

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Gosh, hasn’t this movie already been out for a while? Hmm. Anyway, here’s Tom Cruise and wife Katie Holmes at the UK premiere of his latest project, “Valkyrie”. So far, it’s gotten some pretty dismal reviews, mostly of Tom’s performance, but the story itself is solid.

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