Snarky Gossip

January 14th, 2007

Jake Gyllenhaal on Saturday Night Live last night

Yep, I caught Jake last night - although I have to say that I was really more interested in the Midnight Special infomercial with live performances of Aretha Franklin and David Bowie on the other channel. That was so COOL!
Here’s the opening Dreamgirls spoof number:

Tags: Actors, jake-gyllenhaal, saturday-night-live, TV

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December 27th, 2006

D**k in a box - the Saturday Night Live video

This is the one that’s getting a LOT of buzz around the Web:

Tags: dick-in-a-box, Justin Timberlake, saturday-night-live, TV

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October 3rd, 2006

The Smallville Triangle - Give Me Lex Luthor Any Day

There’s a few love triangles supposedly going on over at Smallville - but I tell you what: any scene with Lex Luthor has my vote immediately. That man is a walking love machine. Get on the scene with the Lex Luthor Love Machine! Yeah, baby!
Okay, so first we have Chloe, Kent, and…is that supposed to […]

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September 28th, 2006

Charlie Sheen - Highest Paid Sitcom Star

How in the world did this happen? He’s the worst actor on television!!!! Who WATCHES this show? Does ABC have an army of half-trained monkeys that they hook up to the Nielsen ratings or what?
"After two months of negotiations, "Two and a Half Men" star

Charlie Sheen is close to finalizing a new salary pact that […]

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September 26th, 2006

Janet Jackson Still Has Not Forgiven Justin Timberlake For Showing Her BoBos To The World

Oh, you mean it wasn’t a publicity stunt? It was an accident? And you say that there’s aliens living in my toenails? Right ON, dude.
Janet Jackson hasn’t spoken to Justin Timberlake since the infamous "wardrobe malfunction" at the 2004 Super Bowl – but she plans to reconcile with him in her own time, she revealed […]

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September 20th, 2006

Wednesday TV Spoilers - Tori Spelling on Smallville, Jim and Pam’s Texting, Bree Gets Preggers

Let’s get right to it:

Tori Spelling has been cast as the new gossip columnist at the "Daily Planet" — and she just so happens to have the ability to turn herself into water. "It’ll be our first episode back in January, and she’ll be kind of our villain of the week," he reveals. "She’ll be exposing […]

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September 19th, 2006

Quote of the Day: Rosie O’Donnell Makes A Horse’s Arse Of Herself

"Radical Christianity is just a big of a threat as radical Islam." - Rosie O’Donnell
Really? Cause last time I checked, radical Christians weren’t bombing the WTC, killing nuns, massacring children, and generally making themselves a  nuisance.

Tags: rosie o’donnell, the view
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September 13th, 2006

David Hasselhoff “Almost” Hooked Up With Princess Di

Oh, man - I don’t know whether to laugh, cry, or just continue to throw up in my mouth a little at THIS whopper. Does he just say anything that comes into his head nowadays? What’s next, he’s had sex with Smurfette?

David Hasselhoff has claimed the late Princess Diana wanted to bed him.
The former ‘Baywatch’ […]

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September 6th, 2006

Tom Cruise Apologizes To Brooke Shields For Being A Horse’s Ass

I guess being a father has mellowed him…either that, or he’s finally realizing that maybe he’s been drinking a bit too much of the coo-coo juice? Because folks, Tom has put on his big boy pants and apologized to Brooke Shields:

"[Cruise] came over to my house, and he gave me a heartfelt apology," the actress […]

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August 31st, 2006

Gosh, Lil’ Kim Is Just So Edgy

"Edgy" being the current buzzword for a felonious no-talent hoobaskank. Whoops! Did I do that? (channeling Urkel)
ANYway, this from Yahoo:

Rap diva Lil’ Kim made a triumphant return to the music world on Thursday after nearly a year in prison, appearing at the MTV Video Music Awards in an orange jumpsuit and flanked by men dressed […]

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