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Snarky Gossip

January 2nd, 2008

Slash didn’t let Michael Jackson near his kid

Quote of the Day:
Slash said that when he worked with Michael Jackson back in the day he refused to let his kids near him, because he didn’t trust him. Well, that’s a no-brainer.
Slash told Uncut Magazine, “You know, I give the benefit of the doubt to Michael on everything - innocent until proven guilty […]

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December 17th, 2007

John Travolta kicked off movie, Britney Spears in trouble (again), naked pics of Marcia Cross, and more

I am really, REALLY hoping that’s a tattoo. Anyway, HI Snarky Gossip fans! How the hell are you. Hopefully your weekend was full of happiness, unicorns, puppy dogs, and rainbows.
So there’s something up my cat’s butt. I’m thinking it’s a corncob of some type, because honestly? She is a stone cold biyatch. We took […]

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December 3rd, 2007

Dixie Chicks controversy, Paul and Rosanna, Katharine Heigl in Vanity Fair, more Heather Mills porno pics, Jennifer Lopez gots a big ol’ belly, Wacko Jacko, Britney pregnant? and more

Lawsie mercy, you guys. Okay. So, I’ve introduced you to my dog Harley, right? (He’s the one in the Sponge Bob costume there.) Well, instead of doing his doggy business at 11 PM last night, you know, like NORMAL DOGS, he decides to wait until 2 AM and wake us up by whimpering and walking […]

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October 16th, 2007

Michael Jackson is being sued for $7 MILLION!

As if he didn’t have enough problems, poor little lamb. Now Michael Jackson is being sued for $7 million smackeroos.
Michael’s world continues to crumble. He’s being sued by the Prince Abdulla Al-Khalifa of Bahrain in London’s High Court court for $7 million plus damages.
The Prince, in papers sent to me over the weekend, is […]

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September 18th, 2007

Michael Jackson’s hair takes three hours to style

The extra time is reserved for all the time the assistants have to pick up his nose up off the floor.
Michael Jackson’s hair reportedly takes three hours to style.
The ‘Thriller’ singer is in New York to be photographed for the cover of Italian Vogue magazine and spent hours having his hair styled to perfection.
A […]

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August 15th, 2007

Michael Jackson is afraid to leave his house

Lordy, lordy, lordy. I guess we’re supposed to feel sorry for him? Somehow, I can’t muster up any sympathy for a pedophile. But that’s just me.
Michael Jackson missed his beloved nephew’s wedding because he is too afraid to leave his house.
The reclusive eccentric singer - whose career has been in free fall since his […]

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August 15th, 2007

Ignorant Slut of the Day - Michael Jackson

So Michael Jackson apparently has time to get sued between his seductions of teenage boys? That’s what I call time management.
Michael Jackson’s former entertainment lawyers filed a lawsuit Tuesday claiming the singer owes them more than $113,000.
The law firm Lavely & Singer of Los Angeles says Jackson agreed in arbitration last year to pay […]

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August 9th, 2007

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December 27th, 2006

Wacko Jacko thinks he’s going to make a comeback

Even though he’s probably forever going to be branded a child molesting pedophile, Michael Jackson still believes that he can pull off a comeback in Vegas. Well, we all know that freak shows do pretty well in Vegas, now, don’t we?
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