Snarky Gossip

January 14th, 2007

Britney pukes on her new boyfriend

Now, that’s what I call a romantic evening:

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Tags: Britney Spears, britney-pukes, isaac-cohen, Weirdness, What were they thinking?

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January 10th, 2007

David Hasselhoff expects to be the next Tony Blair

I think that it’s safe to say that if you ever want a break from the real world, you need to see what the Hoff is up to. Because it’s sure to be entertaining.
I was chatting to Tony Blair and as I was about to leave he asked when he would see me […]

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December 27th, 2006

Wacko Jacko thinks he’s going to make a comeback

Even though he’s probably forever going to be branded a child molesting pedophile, Michael Jackson still believes that he can pull off a comeback in Vegas. Well, we all know that freak shows do pretty well in Vegas, now, don’t we?
Tags: michael-jackson, Singers, wacko-jacko, Weirdness

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November 24th, 2006

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan all go out for a night on the town

Attention, Britney Spears: We all love what you’ve done with yourself lately: you’ve kicked out that waste of space Kevin, you’ve popped out a couple of kids, and you’re (trying) to clean yourself up.
And yet. (there’s always a “and yet” with you.)
Hitching yourself to a COMPLETE PARASITE like Paris Hilton will do absolutely NOTHING […]

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October 27th, 2006

The Mystery of the Haunted Scrotum

From the Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine. Seriously. You can read the article here (it’s a pdf file).

A 45-year-old man was referred forinvestigation of an undescended right testisby computed tomography (CT). An ultrasoundscan showed a normal testis andepididymis on the left side. The right testiswas not visualized in the scrotal sac or in […]

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October 11th, 2006

The Oprah Vette!

For the love of God, WHYYYYYYYYY?
source via A Whole Lotta Nothing
Tags: Weirdness

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October 11th, 2006

Did Anna Nicole Bribe Bahamian Officials For Citizenship?

Did Anna Nicole actually have the Nutellas to do this?
The “fast-tracking” of Smith’s residency in the island nation has caused a political uproar there, with accusations being hurled that Smith’s application for citizenship was moved to the top of a long list after her $10,000 check was delivered to the personal home of the Bahamas’ […]

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October 10th, 2006

The Kate Moss Maternity Fashion Line: Now With New Crack Pipe Pockets!

Why is anyone thinking this used-up, crack-addicted, former super model has ANYTHING to contribute to a fashion line? And a MATERNITY fashion line, at that?

Kate Moss wants to design maternity clothes.
The supermodel is said to be eager to extend her forthcoming range at high street giant Topshop by offering a line for pregnant women.
A source […]

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October 5th, 2006

Newt Gingrich, You Ignorant Slut

Today’s Quote of the Day comes from Newt Gingrich:
"What we don’t have to do is allow our friends on the left to lecture us on morality," Gingrich said. "There’s a certain stench of hypocrisy."
Oh, I don’t know - pedophilia stinks of SOMETHING, but I can’t quite put my finger on it.
Eau de GonnaGoToHellYouHorribleMan? Something […]

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September 26th, 2006

Russell Crowe To Play Steve Irwin? “Absolutely Disgusting”

I say GOOD ON YA, MATE! I think that ANY movie that would come out dealing with Steve Irwin’s life would be schocky at best, and in bad taste. Russell Crowe agrees with me:
"Actor Russell Crowe called reports that he may play "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin in a film biography of Irwin’s life "appalling," he […]

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